This Book Deal Is So Fast, It Can Run Around the World and Punch Itself in the Back of the Head

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Book deal of the day, from Publishers Marketplace:

Ian Spector's THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS, an illustrated book of 400 farcical "facts" about movie star Chuck Norris, including such items as "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris," based on the popular internet meme, to Patrick Mulligan at Gotham (world).

Based on the popular Internet meme? Now that's a platform!

Chuck Norris Facts [Popular Internet Meme]