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Tracy Morgan, Master of Romance

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“He said he wants to impregnate me.” —Florida radio D.J. Sandy Domingo, who has filed a misdemeanor battery complaint against Tracy Morgan [CNN]

“When he was gunned down, we had a lot of condolence messages at my office.” —Deepak Chopra, on being confused with Tupac Shakur [MSNBC]

“I tend to hang out with my friends in Los Angeles from high school. We know each other from back in the day. They still see me as just dumb Tyra. We have a strong bond.” —Tyra Banks, on hanging out with people who get her [TV Guide]

“I got beats for mothaf**kin’ everybody, man. I got beats for Celine Dion, [and] mothaf**kin’ Sade.” —Snoop Dogg [All Hip Hop]

“I did say to him, ‘John, you seem happy and glazed over a lot, like you're stoned. What is that?’ And he said, ‘Scientology.’” —Jon Gries, on Get Shorty co-star John Travolta [AV Club]