Week in Review: Candy, Doughnuts, and Other Spoilers

Looking back on a week in which we realized that even in seen-it-all New York, there's always room to take things up a notch.

We decided to give you a daily dose of Art Candy and debuted our new Friday Short feature.

Chuck Palahniuk proclaimed his love for drunk, naked teens.

Vulture broke the news that Zach Braff was directing Naomi Campbell … in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial.

The White Stripes killed. As did big-haired Albert Hammond Jr. and a particularly bitchy Tom Verlaine.

We marveled at Clay Nation.

The Times wrote JT LeRoy's next book pitch.

We captured the Roberto Bolle hotness on film.

Artist Shepard Fairey guessed the identity of the Splasher, and Vulture guessed the identity of the Harry Potter hacker.