Zach Galifianakis Refuses to Disclose Humping Secrets

“I cannot give up my air-humping secrets for fear that the Goo Goo Dolls will steal them.” —Comedian Zach Galifianakis, star of of Kanye West’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” video [MTV]

“They’d been optioned by Universal, but had reverted back to the writer last year.” —Director David Wain, on securing film rights to the Ten Commandments for his comedy The Ten [NYT]

“Girls with a lot of cleavage and an ax seem to be very popular. —Thomas Lennon, writer-director-star of the upcoming ping-pong movie Balls of Fury, on what he’s learned at his first Comic-Con [EW]

“Yeah, but he also would have given you cookies made out of tree bark and put on a hundred and sixty pounds.” —Robert Downey Jr., after being told that Marlon Brando would have been more Method-y in preparing for Downey’s role in Iron Man [Ain’t It Cool News]

“They’re like little oompa-loompas. They go into the world and I keep getting these postcards from them, saying, ‘Guess what? I’m in a Meryl Streep film.’” —KT Tunstall on her songs having lives of their own [Yahoo]
—Hannah Tucker