Plenty of news and sports outlets are covering the death of Yankees shortstop and broadcaster Phil Rizzuto, but surprisingly few have mentioned his short but spectacular career as a poet. In 1993, Tom Peyer and Hart Seely assembled O Holy Cow! The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto, creating found poetry out of Rizzuto's broadcasting bons mots. We impulse-purchased the book in college solely to annoy our poet friend who always complained about publishing's abandonment of serious verse, but grew to love the wisdom of the great Scooter Rizzuto. In memoriam:
Reversal of Opinion
And he hits one in the hole
They're gonna have to hurry.
THEY'LL NEVER GET HIM!
They got him.
How do you like that.
I changed my mind before he got there.
So that doesn't count as an error.
July 10, 1992, Seattle at New York, first inning