Catherine Zeta-Jones Won’t Allow Husband to Sleep With Sharon Stone in Front of Children

“They are so young, so I won’t let them see [husband] Michael [Douglas]’s films with Glenn Close (Fatal Attraction) or Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct) just yet!” —Catherine Zeta-Jones on what her kids aren’t allowed to watch [Tatler via Digital Spy]

“Women love cash and nothing else. Just kidding, ladies. Want to hang out?” —Comedian Eugene Mirman on whether he thinks women love a man with money or a sense of humor [Chunklet]

“I even had breasts that had mechanisms that could make them droop. It was a shock in the beginning. Talk about special effects!” —Michelle Pfeiffer on her role as a witch in Stardust [Parade]

“I remember when I was just worried about whether or not I was going to get anybody to come see me at the State Theatre in Detroit. Now I’m staying up swapping stories all night with Bill Clinton, man.” —Chris Tucker on his rise to fame [Detroit Free Press via PopMatters]

“I gave it my all through the contractions. They were back to back and getting harder and harder but I was more than willing to have my baby right there. I wasn’t leaving without my golden ticket to the next round.” —Antoria Gillon, who went into labor during her American Idol audition. [Fox News]
—Elizabeth Black