Paul Dergarabedian Watch: We Make the World's Easiest Job Even Easier

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If you're anything like us, you're probably tired of waking up on Monday mornings and reading all the imbecilic things that Paul Dergarabedian, Hollywood's foremost maker of obvious observations, has told reporters about the weekend's box office. In fact, we're running out of words to describe them. That's why today we're going to do Paul D.'s job for him — before the movies even come out!

Which one of us will come closer to the actual quote Paul D. will give to reporters (from the AP, no doubt)? Check back Monday to find out. Our predictions, after the jump.

Kois's prediction: "The Rush Hour series just keeps getting stronger. Clearly, audiences do understand the words coming out of Chris Tucker's mouth."

Brown's prediction: "The success of Rush Hour 3 tells me that after making The Bourne Ultimatum a hit last weekend, American moviegoers were eager to once again spend their money on crap."