R. Kelly Makes Us Proud to Be Americans Again

Sadly, for the first time in eight days, there is no new episode of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet today (chapter 21 goes live on IFC's Website tonight at midnight). To tide you over, here's Kelly's reimagining of our national anthem, which preceded a boxing match in 2005. It's probably no coincidence that we've not been attacked by terrorists since then.