Three More Completely Unnecessary Comic-Book PSAs!

A panel from . Photo: Courtesy DC Comics

Earlier, we learned about contraception from Spider-Man and the evils of file-sharing from Archie. And now, because it's a slow news day (and because we have Photoshop), we mocked up a few more comic-book PSAs we'd like to see, sort of.

A panel from Superman vs. Novak: Prince of Darkness.Courtesy DC Comics

A panel from Nancy and Sluggo Join the Minutemen.Courtesy Ernie Bushmiller

Earlier: Spider-Man: Your Source for Straight Talk About Unwanted Pregnancy
Archie's Unfunny Attempt to Save the Music Industry