Week in Review: Back in the ‘Closet’

Looking back on a week in which we were super bad…

R.Kelly made our week five days in a row.

Paul D. didn't need our help last weekend, but that didn't stop us from trying again.

We boozed with M.I.A., the Beasties Boys rapped to us about Mark Wahlberg's underwear, and Dan Fogler told us about his balls.

We said good-bye to Merv Griffin and Max Roach.

We put words in Paul Haggis's mouth.

50 Cent: Totally nuts.

Nerds everywhere are getting it on, but Lily Allen wouldn't give it up for a Monkey.

Things you should know about Superbad: There are penis jokes. Also, it was not directed by Judd Apatow.