Week in Review: Spoiled Endings and New Beginnings

Looking back on a week in which we neither ceased nor desisted bringing you the truth … or expertly planted PR, who knows!

First we asked a viral-marketing expert to help make sense of J.J. Abrams's Cloverfield. Then we just said, "Screw it!" and ruined the ending ourselves.

Inspired by the greatest buddies of all time, we made a new friend and helped out an old one.

Ryan Gosling, 50 Cent, and some American Idol hopeful lost their damn minds.

These robots made people dance, but this one made them drunk.

Unsurprisingly, we were outsmarted by Canadians.

Spider-Man and Mary Jane split up, but these two found love.

And, please, try to enjoy Rush Hour 3 this weekend, because it's all downhill from here.