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The Title of the New Indiana Jones Movie Is…

A frame from Harrison Ford's viral YouTube hit "Dick in a $100 Million Skull."Courtesy of Warner Brothers (Indiana), Getty Images (Skull)

As announced by Shia LaBeouf during last night's silly awards show, the upcoming fourth Indiana Jones film will be called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In the film, the famed archaeologist will likely battle snakes and Nazis on a quest to unravel the mystery of why anyone would pay $100 million for Damien Hirst's diamond-encrusted-skull thingy.

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‘Indiana Jones and the Something of Something’