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Week in Review: Welcome Back, Television!

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Looking back on a week in which we gave our TiVos some much-needed exercise

The Office’s Mindy Kaling taught us the value of laziness and Will.I.Am taught us the value of being completely batshit insane.

We said goodbye to Marcel Marceau.

Roger Ebert helped fix our HDTV.

Natalie Portman bared all, but all we could think about was Helen Mirren.

We counted down the greatest Satans of all time.

We imagined a future without Cavemen.

The New Yorker’s new book critic pissed off god, but this kid pissed off Steven Spielberg.

Week in Review: Welcome Back, Television!