John Cho Assures Us That Neil Patrick Harris Will Blow Our Freakin’ Minds

“NPH is gonna blow your minds again. You thought he wasn’t going to be able to do it. You thought you’d seen it. You thought ‘Ah, I know what that’s about.’ No. No. NPH is gonna get into some business and it’s gonna be dirty.” —John Cho on co-star Neil Patrick Harris’s role in the Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle sequel [IGN]

“When a woman is in her 40s, she’s at the mercy of the director of photography, and I take that very seriously now. Especially if I’m playing a hot character, I need to look hot.” —Patricia Clarkson, 47, on the importance of being well lit [More]

“I’m really regretting that I’m not doing the sitcom right now. ‘The Puree Plagiarizer’ is a Seinfeld episode: ‘You stole my mushed-up carrots! I invented mushed-up carrots!’” —Jerry Seinfeld on wife Jessica’s cookbook “scandal” [EW]

“I have no idea who should play me. Sure, I have favorite actresses, but it’s totally out of my control. I just hope it’s someone with intelligence and good skills. That’s a lot to ask in Hollywood.” —Ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame, who hasn’t yet heard that Kate Beckinsale will play her in a movie [People]

“I couldn’t believe it. I’m not in the movie at all. Leonard [Nimoy], God bless his heart, is in, but not me. I thought, what a decision to make, since it obviously is a decision not to make use of the popularity I have to ensure the movie has good box office. It didn’t seem to be a wise business decision.” —William Shatner, pissed about not being in the new Star Trek movie [AP]
—Elizabeth Black