Eva Green, Silent But Deadly

“Yes, I’m very enigmatic. ‘Cause I don’t talk.” —Eva Green on why she was chosen to be the face of Dior perfume Midnight Poison [Guardian]

“When I was really young I wanted to be Asian — Asian hair is beautiful. I also wanted to look like the girl in George Michael’s ‘Father Figure’ video.” —NCIS’s Abby Sciuto, who apparently has some identity issues [TV Guide]

“To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.” —Jennifer Love Hewitt, assuring women that it is okay to have curves and most other body parts [Time]

“When you’re married, you don’t take that call [from an adult film actress]. You’re already pushing it when you tell your wife it’s called ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’” —Kevin Smith, explaining why he won’t be doing any additional research for his upcoming comedy [MTV]

“He decorates it with dead babies and slime balls and things.” —Helena Bonham Carter on Tim Burton’s Christmas tree [People]