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‘American Idol’: Everything's Worse in Texas

Courtesy of Fox and Microsoft Excel

Despite unimpressive ratings for Tuesday's season premiere, American Idol was back again last night, this time on the off-chance that there might be undiscovered talent in Dallas, Texas. Idol producers probably won't be making that mistake again!

Courtesy of Fox and Microsoft Excel


Courtesy of Fox and Microsoft Excel


Courtesy of Fox and Microsoft Excel