With Cloverfield's release just four days away, and pictures of its monster still unleaked, some of the Internet's most artistic nerds are offering their own interpretations of what the thing looks like based on unverifiable descriptions from anonymous reviews posted on message boards. /Film has helpfully compiled some of the better ones. The silhouette above is taken from the drawing that purportedly most resembles the real monster. See it in full after the jump!
Sure, it's terrifying, but we'd probably be even more scared if it didn't look so much like the ass-faced judge from The Wall.