2008's fastest-growing catchphrase "I drink your milkshake!" marches ever onward toward "Show me the money!"–level ubiquity with this completely obvious (though still totally awesome) YouTubed mash-up with lactating R&B vixen Kelis's "Milkshake." We are quite certain that once "I drink your milkshake!" inevitably surpasses "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" and "Where's the beef?" in the pop-cultural lexicon, this will be the campaign song of our next United States president.