Vulture's to-do list for the weekend:
Prepare our script for a sweded Cloverfield.
Think up 250 items for a Top Ten list.
Ditch our publisher for a mere $6–7 million.
Sue R. Kelly in a more entertaining way.
Pick a few late-night scabs.
Comment on nytimes.com.
Work on some dance moves.
Bid on Gary Coleman's pants on eBay.
Safeguard our apartment against the Internet.
Batten down the hatches for 2008.
Rig some Diebold machines so they only count votes for Mike Huckabee.