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Week in Review: Do Not Read if You Don’t Want to Know How the Oscars End!

Spoiler!: The Love Guru will suck!

Spoiler!: People die in TV shows and movies!

Spoiler!: Philippa Gregory doesn’t own a smoking jacket!

Spoiler!: The Philharmonic was in Korea!

Spoiler!: Celebrity-fucking is hot! But we are sick of it!

Spoiler!: Olivia Thirlby is adorable!

Spoiler!: Someone got got on The Wire!

Spoiler!: The Love Guru will suck!

Spoiler!: Ryan Seacrest is a genius!

Spoiler!: Jay Leno is rich and getting richer!

Spoiler!: People who go on reality shows are stupid! But New York Post commenters are crazy!

Spoiler!: American Idol contestants have fake hair!

Spoiler!: Bone is a comic book by Jeff Smith!

Spoiler!: Rich people are chickenshit!

Spoiler!: They had the Oscars!

Week in Review: Do Not Read if You Don’t Want to Know How the Oscars End!