Spoiler!: The Love Guru will suck!
Spoiler!: People die in TV shows and movies!
Spoiler!: Philippa Gregory doesn’t own a smoking jacket!
Spoiler!: The Philharmonic was in Korea!
Spoiler!: Celebrity-fucking is hot! But we are sick of it!
Spoiler!: Olivia Thirlby is adorable!
Spoiler!: Someone got got on The Wire!
Spoiler!: The Love Guru will suck!
Spoiler!: Ryan Seacrest is a genius!
Spoiler!: Jay Leno is rich and getting richer!
Spoiler!: People who go on reality shows are stupid! But New York Post commenters are crazy!
Spoiler!: American Idol contestants have fake hair!
Spoiler!: Bone is a comic book by Jeff Smith!
Spoiler!: Rich people are chickenshit!
Spoiler!: They had the Oscars!