Forget the Oscar, forget the BAFTA, forget the Oliviers and the SAG Awards and the Emmys. The USA Naturist Society has given a richly deserved award to Dame Helen Mirren, naming the oft-unclothed star of The Queen and Calendar Girls No. 1 on their list of celebrity heroes of nudity. (Kyra Sedgwick, Matthew Fox, and noted bongo player Matthew McConaughey also appear on their top-ten list.) Considering the sexy sexagenarian's long-standing commitment to the cause of getting her kit off on film, we can think of no award the actress would clutch closer to her unhindered breast.