Well, isn't it always the way? Us Weekly giveth, and Kevin Federline's PR taketh away. (Sigh.) Responding to this morning's reports that K-Fed would be joining the cast of Broadway's Legally Blonde: The Musical, Federline's publicist (yes, he has one) told Extra that it's "not true." Defamer speculates that the whole thing could've been a planted story that sprang like a golden sapling out of the mad, beautiful head of Ashton Kutcher, who has that stupid show where he pranks paparazzi now. Anyway, false alarm — Kevin will indeed be free to pursue acting, record rap albums, and impregnate the ladies.