Update: Kevin Federline NOT Coming to Broadway, Sadly

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Well, isn't it always the way? Us Weekly giveth, and Kevin Federline's PR taketh away. (Sigh.) Responding to this morning's reports that K-Fed would be joining the cast of Broadway's Legally Blonde: The Musical, Federline's publicist (yes, he has one) told Extra that it's "not true." Defamer speculates that the whole thing could've been a planted story that sprang like a golden sapling out of the mad, beautiful head of Ashton Kutcher, who has that stupid show where he pranks paparazzi now. Anyway, false alarm — Kevin will indeed be free to pursue acting, record rap albums, and impregnate the ladies.

Look Out Broadway! Here Comes … K-Fed? [Extra]
Earlier: At Last, Kevin Federline Is Coming to Broadway!