What Does It Say on Madonna's Championship Belt?

Photo: Courtesy of Warner Bros.

DANCE-FLOOR CHAMP?

CHAMPIONSHIP DOLL?

MIDDLEWEIGHT MADGE?

DOMINATRIX GRANDMA?

Our best guess, based on the large photo on Amazon.com, is GIVE IT TO ME and HOLLA, but surely that can't be right. Right?

Leave your best guesses in the comments! For the life of us we can't figure it out.

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