What's Your Favorite Sawyer Nickname?

Captain Falafel? Sweet Cheeks? Metro? Lardo? Oliver Twist? Hoss? Grape Ape? Colonel Kurtz? Yoda? Sawyer sure has a knack for boiling down his islandmates' ethnicity or physical attributes! Enjoy this handy six-minute YouTube compilation of every nickname Lost's scruffy rebel has ever given anyone. Enjoy, Webmonkey! (We haven't quite got the knack.) [via Defamer]