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‘American Idol’: The ‘Phantom’ Menace

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Faced with an unprecedented decline in ratings, the producers of American Idol called in the big guns last night: Andrew Lloyd Motherfucking Webber. The popera legend acted as mentor to the six remaining contestants as they tackled favorites from his illustrious song catalogue. Needless to say, it was awful.

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