Jerry Seinfeld on Traffic Safety

"Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do." Jerry Seinfeld after the brakes on his Fiat failed and the car flipped over [NYP]

"By the way, I'm honored to have been asked to do this interview for Gaydar. It is Gaydar, right? My understanding is that you guys interview people who you think have great gaydar. I've got to say, mine is going off hardcore right now. —Will Arnett on being interviewed by Radar [Radar]

"What, are you kidding me? I got to be a comic-book superhero! I got to wear skin-tight black leather! And run around during explosions! It was awesome." Anna Paquin on whether she'd do another action movie [A.V. Club]

"Yeah, I liked Pavement. But if he keeps fucking smacking his mouth off about me, I'm going to end up not being able to listen to any of their fucking records again. Anyway, I thought, God, man, 'Cut Your Hair' isn't as good of a song as 'Cannonball,' so fuck you. How's that? Your song was just a'ight, dawg." Kim Deal on Stephen Malkmus [TONY]

"He's a very sweet guy, but he did not speak English really well. I don't even know if he was completely aware that he was doing a movie." Steve Carell on working with professional wrestler Dalip Singh in Get Smart [MTV]

"I didn't do anything, I just played the drums. There was nothing to do." Charlie Watts on his contribution to Shine a Light [Guardian]