Pete Wentz's Wedding Will Not Serve Hors D'Oeuvre After Midnight

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"I think we're going to have our theme based around Gremlins 2! We could have it take place in a mall and there could be little green naked monsters running about! We could even have Gizmo as a guest!" Pete Wentz on his wedding plans [Contact Music]

"I recognize it has no redeeming social value. It's just like chewing gum — it won't kill you, but it won't make you feel very good either." Jerry Springer on The Jerry Springer Show [A.V. Club]

"This mix was supposed to have the Grateful Dead on it, whose music I really love, but they refused unless we promised to do a piece on them on All Things Considered. In addition, we would need to run a feature on The Dead on the site. Here's a sentence I've never written: Someone needs to take a bong hit and chill out." Carrie Brownstein [NPR]

"It has become acceptable to mock people for the colour of their hair or the way they talk and it saddens me. It's like racism." —noted ginger and Simply Red lead singer Mick Hucknall [PR Inside]

"I wish he'd take more notes and things. What's his publication record?" Paul Zimansky, professor of archaeology at SUNY, Stony Brook, on his desire to see a more realistic Indiana Jones [AP/Yahoo]