In the ongoing battle between the threesome-publicizing staff tasked with promoting Woody Allen's upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona and the threesome-nixing director himself ("People who come and expect those exaggerations are going to be disappointed"), threesomes scored an impressive victory today with the movie's new poster, featuring Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Javier Bardem apparently engaged in, or on their way to, a threesome. We look forward to Allen's revised, unsexy version which will likely show the trio, in separate photos, wearing snowsuits.
EXCLUSIVE: Vicky Cristina Barcelona Poster Premiere! [Cinematical]
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