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R. Kelly Acquitted on All Charges

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A Chicago jury has found R. Kelly not guilty on fourteen counts of child pornography. We wish this spectacularly entertaining (though always deadly serious) trial a fond farewell and eagerly anticipate more wonderful albums and hip-hoperas from the Pied Piper.

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R. Kelly Acquitted on All Charges