Week in Review: The Vulture Index

Number of brown faces in Flags of Our Fathers: 0.

Number of brown faces in Flags of Our Fathers: 0.

Number of fans devastated by David Archuleta's being forced to cancel his Utah concert: Untold millions.

Number of times Werner Herzog claims he's seen an Abel Ferrara movie: 0.

Amount of that box office likely coming from Anthony Lane: $0.

Number of drinks McLovin had at the Playboy Mansion: At least 1.

How cute are puppies? REALLY FUCKING CUTE OMG.

Number of other movies in the news this summer with brownface: 4.

Number of times Eddie Murphy says "fuck" in Beverly Hills Cop 4, we bet: 0.

Dave Eggers's whistling ability, on a scale of 1 to 10: 7.5.

Dave Eggers's whistling ability, on a scale of 1 to 10: 7.5.

Weekend box office of Sex and the City: $55 million.

Number of times Vulture's been hung up on by Lou Reed: 1.

How cute are puppies? REALLY FUCKING CUTE OMG.