Quentin Tarantino’s Week in Review

Alright, alright, alright, listen up. I'm Quentin Tarantino, alright? And I've been in the news an awful lot this week, alright? I finished my script for Inglourious Basterds, and I've been working on financing and casting it. It's gonna be awesome — it'll make Frank Rich cry even harder than Wall-E did. It'll bring Rick Moranis out of retirement. 6 a.m.? Fans will buy tickets for screenings of Inglourious Basterds at negative four in the morning, that's how much they'll want to see it. And I'll show Guillermo del Toro who the modern master is, that's for sure, alright?

THE MAN WHO CONTROLLED THE WHETHER

LI'L WILLOW SMITH AND THE DADDY WHO SLAPPED HER DOWN

THE MAN WHO CONTROLLED THE WHETHER

THE SENATOR AND THE JOKER

GAY CAGE FIGHTERS IN LOVE

ATTACK OF THE KILLER PLASTIC BAG'S

THE BAND WHO'S NAME YOU COULDNT PRONOUCE

THE LONG LENS OF INDIE ROCK DOOOOOM

Alright, alright, alright, listen up. I'm Quentin Tarantino, alright? And I've been in the news an awful lot this week, alright? I finished my script for Inglourious Basterds, and I've been working on financing and casting it. It's gonna be awesome — it'll make Frank Rich cry even harder than Wall-E did. It'll bring Rick Moranis out of retirement. 6 a.m.? Fans will buy tickets for screenings of Inglourious Basterds at negative four in the morning, that's how much they'll want to see it. And I'll show Guillermo del Toro who the modern master is, that's for sure, alright?

Alright, alright, alright, listen up. I'm Quentin Tarantino, alright? And I've been in the news an awful lot this week, alright? I finished my script for Inglourious Basterds, and I've been working on financing and casting it. It's gonna be awesome — it'll make Frank Rich cry even harder than Wall-E did. It'll bring Rick Moranis out of retirement. 6 a.m.? Fans will buy tickets for screenings of Inglourious Basterds at negative four in the morning, that's how much they'll want to see it. And I'll show Guillermo del Toro who the modern master is, that's for sure, alright?

TORTURE FOR FUN & PROFITT!!!!!!

Okay, gotta run, alright? I gotta shoot this movie in the next week to get it ready for Cannes. Peace out!