David Hasselhoff Uniting World Through Shared Love of David Hasselhoff

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"I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me." David Hasselhoff on his new social-networking site, HoffSpace [Lifetline Live/USAT]

"I think Ellen Page is hott, double-t hott. All that sexual tension will probably be on the 25th-anniversary DVD as the torrid erotic scenes between Rollo and Juno. I think they bathe in a bathtub of Sunny D and get it on." Rainn Wilson on his Juno co-star [A.V. Club]

"You can go through the whole new Radiohead album and try and tell me what they're saying, and all you'll get over and over again is things are miserable, don't try, things suck. And it's all gray. There's nothing there. Never before has there been a 'greatest band in the world' who had so little to say about anything." —Silver Jews' David Berman calls out Radiohead [Pitchfork]

"I'm going to stick to that world for a while. I have to earn my stripes. I don't believe in winning the sprint. I would prefer to win the marathon. So I dodged a bullet there. Or a robot." —Actress Rachel Taylor, on choosing an independent film over the Transformers sequel [Movies Blog/MTV]

"I was like, 'This is Madonna's underwear.' Of course, it didn't fit me." Felicity Huffman on finding Madonna's underwear and trying it on [More via People]