Soulja Boy Does Exactly What Any Sensible 18-Year-Old Would Do With $1 Million


Vaguely famous rapper Soulja Boy is currently taking heat for the above Cribs-style video (cleverly titled "Rich Nigga Shit") in which he blows his nose on money and drives a Segway across his carpeted living room. Vulture, however, would like to congratulate him on his lovely home and commend him for doing exactly what any perfectly reasonable person (including us) would do with a modest fortune. A small mansion, Gucci sheets, and a bathrobe with his name embroidered on the back (which, truthfully, looks totally sweet) are hardly Hammer-size expenditures. And if Soulja Boy can't roll like this, what's the point of working in the first place?

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