John Malkovich’s Fans Increasingly Prefer Him to Be Drinking While He’s Wielding Hatchets

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From the series Chechen Women's Team of Parachute Jumping and Its Virtual Fans (2008). Photo: Getty Images

"Personally, I find Con Air rather funny, but for whatever reason, people prefer … let's put it this way, they used to only like to see me have a hatchet … now they like to see me with a hatchet and a drink in my hand." John Malkovich on his evolution as a screen villain [ComingSoon]

"They were stunt nuts, $25,000 dollars worth of stunt nuts." Will Ferrell on the prosthetic testicles he used in Step Brothers [Sun UK]

"A lot of the people who were proclaiming that he must be in this movie were the same people saying it must adhere to canon. Well, his character died on screen. Maybe a smarter group of filmmakers could have figured out how to resolve that." J.J. Abrams responds to upset fans about the lack of William Shatner in the new Star Trek film [AMC TV via Latino Review]

"Buy one get one for the same price as one." —Sex Pistols' John Lydon reveals a brilliant new distribution model for the rerelease of Never Mind the Bollocks [Reuters/Billboard via Yahoo]

"George said, 'That's all I need is to be seen coming out of the Museum of Sex with you guys.'" Joel Coen relates George Clooney's lack of enthusiasm about doing research on a sex machine for Burn After Reading [AP via Yahoo]