• Ben Silverman finally went back to work.
• Roald Dahl was outed as a cocksman.
• Rappers discovered M.I.A.
• Stephenie Meyer overreacted.
• 90210 sucked.
• Rappers discovered M.I.A.
• We met Don Draper!
Sure, we suppose a couple of newsworthy things happened this week besides today’s announcement that Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky are working on the screenplay for a new Ghostbusters sequel — but who cares, right? Here they are anyway:
• Alan Ball mixed his metaphors.
• Andres Serrano shit-talked.
