Hit the ‘Mute’ Button! David Cook to Play ‘SNL’

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In a transparent bid to give coastal elites earaches before Election Day, McCain supporter Lorne Michaels has booked shoddily hairpieced American Idol winner David Cook as the musical guest for the November 1 episode of Saturday Night Live. Cook will perform songs from his upcoming, cleverly titled album David Cook, and is widely expected to hit more wrong notes than the average 12:50 sketch.

'American Idol': David Cook heading to 'SNL' [Star Tracker/LAT]