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Fake Michael Bay Has Explosive Tweets

We do love this fake Michael Bay Twitter feed, particularly because there's that tiny chance it could be real. Sure, its bombastic, egomaniacal updates about beach volleyball, sleeping on a literal bed of money, and taking a "dump of excellence" are a little over-the-top, even for him — but we're willing to hold out hope that sage words of wisdom such as, "Boom. That's it. That's all you need to know" are actually coming from the man himself. [Twitter via marklisanti]

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