Paul McCartney’s Head Found

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The wax head of Wings singer Paul McCartney, which went missing earlier this week, was found in a train-station garbage can by homeless man Anthony Silva, who has already claimed the 2,000-pound reward. Don't ask us how Silva knew what the hell it was or who the hell to get it to; we're just happy to know that whoever initially found it did the sensible thing and threw it away in horror. [Guardian]