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Sam Raimi Worked Very Hard on His Halloween Costume, and He Will Not Be Appeased With Subpar Candy

Mary Jo Vath's Chrysanthemum and Truffle (2004).

"'Fun size' means lame size! Just give a normal-size candy bar to those kids, for crying out loud! They got all dressed up, and they came to your house. Give 'em a candy bar! Just spill the chocolate already." Sam Raimi [MTV]

"Tina [Fey] and [Robert] Carlock are both huge Star Wars nerds, as am I, and many people on the writing staff, because writers usually work by themselves, in a dark room. They're very lonely people, and there are no better friends than science fiction." —30 Rock's Scott Adsit on why there are so many Star Wars references on the show [A.V. Club]

"I honestly feel like if people saw it they would have been like, 'This is NC-17?' And they would have been disappointed." Seth Rogen confirms that Zack and Miri Make a Porno is not hot enough to merit an NC-17 rating [Reuters via Yahoo]

"Alexander hurt, you know — and again people are going to say 'Get over it, you were well paid' and all that. But Alexander hurt … It was a film that was made to be seen by many people. Not many people saw it and they weren't particularly fond of it, and that was shit, it was really shit." Colin Farrell is still upset that you didn't like Alexander [Reuters via Yahoo]

"I always wanted to be a rapper when I was younger. That's always what I wanted to be before I started acting — that's what I wanted to do, was be a rapper. I didn't have the right physicality about it — I'm not very threatening." —Twilight's Robert Pattinson is menacing enough to be a vampire heartthrob but not a rapper [MTV]

"I don't think they would be too happy about that. On the Disney Channel, the skinhead look doesn't do too well, let me tell you." —Dylan Sprouse on whether he’d shave his head [NYDN]

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