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Daniel McDonald's Alternative Space (Various Figures) (2008).

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"It's political, depending on what you call political. You know, if toilet talk and fart jokes are political, which they can be, in that sense yeah, very." Adam Horovitz on the upcoming Beastie Boys album [Billboard]

"I've been eating better and training — and hating myself for it. I feel like a sell out, I feel lame, I feel like a guy I would make fun of." —Seth Rogen on preparing for The Green Hornet [WENN via Starpulse]

"Obama would be the better Bond because — if he's true to his word — he'd be willing to quite literally look the enemy in the eye and go toe-to-toe with them. McCain, because of his long service and experience, would probably be a better M. There is, come to think of it, a kind of Judi Dench quality to McCain." Daniel Craig breaks down the presidential candidates' qualifications to be 007 [Parade]

"I was gonna pull my dick out but because I know for a fact mine is a lot larger than Jim Morrison's, but I thought, 'I'll let history stand.'" Nick Cave reflects on his recent performance at the Hollywood Bowl [Spinner]

"I was like, Quantum of Solace, what's that about?"Marc Foster, director of A Quantum of Solace, describes his first reaction to the title [ComingSoon]

"A break? No, why? You got something better to do. Show me somewhere better than this and I'll consider it." Jerry Lewis promises that his advancing age will not get in the way of irritating us with his comedy [AP via CNN]

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