Looking back on a week in which we didn’t give a good goddamn…
Oh, Christ — it’s Friday again already? NBC is cutting $500 million! Who cares! Tom Cruise? He can go to hell. Rock critics? Who needs them. You want to know what’s just awful? David Cook. What’s with all of these movies about dogs? We hate dogs! And Heroes! Who the crap is Zack Snyder? And Diddy dressing like the pope? Un-fucking-believable! 17 Again? We’d rather be dead. Did you hear the new Guns N’ Roses single? We didn’t — because our hearing is shot. Don Draper should shut his face. Slumdog Millionaire? We don’t even know what that is.
