"You can go be in a female-driven indie and make two cents and maybe get an Independent Spirit Award, but then you can't pay your car lease. So Vince Vaughn makes movies, he needs a girl to be in it with him, it might be me." —Elizabeth Banks [LAT]
"Porno doesn't put me off. Porno doesn't make me run in an opposite direction. I don't feel filthy about watching it. I don't feel filthy talking about it. It exists. I didn't create porno."
—Kevin Smith [Reuters via Yahoo]
"As soon as I saw it, it was like when the first guy dunked in basketball — all the other guys are like, 'Now I'm going to have to dunk to stay in the game.' As soon as I saw his penis, I was like, 'Now I've got to show mine to stay in the comedy game.'" —Seth Rogen on Jason Segel's full-frontal nudity in Forgetting Sarah Marshall [WENN via Starpulse]
"Men know I'll punch them in the mouth, but women! You've got to pay attention to these girls, because they'll come right up and grope your chick in front of you." —Ice-T on the dangers of having a hot wife on Halloween [NYP]
"The first thing I ever saw him in was The Name of the Rose, where he plays that bizarre hunchback in that thing and I remember sitting there going like 'Where the fuck did they find this guy?' I was like, 'They found a real hunchback. They found this bizarre little hunchback to be in this thing' and it's him! He's got real balls." —Paul Giamatti on Ron Perlman [Ain't It Cool News]