Academy Needs New A.V. Club

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The first alien to emerge from the ship wore a very unfashionable hat. Photo: Courtesy of Paramount

Digital projection may be the future, but The Curious Case of Benjamin Button so thoroughly screws with the space-time continuum that recent, anticipated digital screenings went haywire, leaving everyone looking greenish and un-Oscarable. Since more screenings are being rescheduled, may we suggest Netflix's "Watch Instantly" feature on XBox360? It works great. [Variety, In Contention]