Jean-Claude Van Damme Makes Us Wish the ‘JCVD’ Press Tour Could Last Forever

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"I want to be involved in that nine-month process. It's like making a baby. You make love, and it's the full way to delivery. How can I be mentally pregnant with the film all the way?" Jean-Claude Van Damme [NYT]

"All along, I had a real healthy disrespect for Hollywood." Joel Hodgson on MST3K [NYT]

"I don't want to kill Peggy Bundy. I would just like her to step aside." Katey Sagal [NYT]

"I was watching Late Night With Conan O'Brien, and I saw Zooey Deschanel singing, and I was like, what the hell — is that her or Katy Perry?" Jared Followill of Kings of Leon [NYT]

"There is no limit. They never give you an instruction book with money. Everything else you get, you'll get a manual, a pamphlet. Money — we come up with ideas on how to get rid of it." 50 Cent [LAT]

"You know what? Every time I say anything about the ending, I just make things worse." David Chase on the ending of The Sopranos [LAT]