Noisy Kids Banned From Year’s Loudest Movie

Director Deepa Mehta on the set of Heaven
on Earth
Photo: Courtesy of Columbia Pictures

After the Bond producers objected to the idea of a Bond baby, theaters are banning kids from Bond screenings. According to the Daily Mail, Vue Cinemas is banning kids under the age of 18 because adults "resent children talking, texting and noisily eating in cinemas." Since 80 percent of Bond's soundtrack is packed with insanely loud crashes and explosions, we feel they picked exactly the right time to take a stand. [Daily Mail]