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Things Could Be Worse for Rob Schneider

“I was kinda relieved when it didn’t hit big because it meant I’ll never have to do it again. I don’t want to be that guy. I don’t want to be that guy on every July 4th — like Will Smith.” Rob Schneider on the sequel to Deuce Bigalow [Moviehole]

“I’m not spitting on some of my movies like Time Cop, Universal Soldier, Blood Sport [which] were great movies at the time, but when you touch the truth of good wine in coming from plastic bottles to those types of bottles, to finally a wine of good quality, it’s difficult to go back below. ” Jean-Claude Van Damme [BlackBook]

“Someone thought it would be a good combination and I thought maybe it would. I’m a big comic book fan and Daredevil, the one that got made not so long ago, I thought they could’ve done a better job with it. If they want to put me and Frank Miller together and do one, let’s have a look at a script.” Jason Statham would like to remake Daredevil [WENN via Starpulse]

“The fact is the movie, even though it was dually sodomized by Hancock and The Dark Knight, still did theatrically better than the first movie.” Guillermo del Toro on Hellboy III [SciFiWire]

“You know, they did The Addams Family, which I thought wasn’t that funny or well-thought out of a show, but they did it ‘cuz they had a catchy theme song and turned it into a movie. I thought The Munsters had the real meat and potatoes rich characters.” Shawn Wayans on why he’s remaking The Munsters [Movies Blog/MTV]

“Every song is in an order that you could imagine listening to over the course of the night, so it’s kind of getting ready, putting your clothes on, going to the bar, going to a club and then going home. And a lot of it is kind of when you’re quite drunk or high.” —Franz Ferdinand’s Nick McCarthy instructs you on how to get the most out of their upcoming album [Spinner]

Things Could Be Worse for Rob Schneider