Whereas the first trailer for Dreamworks' Monsters vs. Aliens played like Hellboy rejiggered for preteen boys, the film's just-released second preview actively courts the young female quadrant by focusing heavily on Reese Witherspoon's Attack of the 50-Foot Woman–type character. But while we are treated to a few more details about her character's arc she gets hit by a stray meteor on her wedding day, causing her to swell to ginormous proportions, at which point the U.S. government forcibly enlists her to assist with national security issues we still don't get the sense that this movie will be as awesome to watch in 3-D as the upcoming My Bloody Valentine remake (MBV3D for short). Also, we would be remiss if we didn't inform you that Seth Rogen's amorphously blobby character does appear to find himself a love interest at some point in the film. Specifically, a Jell-O mold. Heck, that beats fucking a pie any day of the week!
[via First Showing]