Nintendo Wii Just Killing Everyone in Sight

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Statistics show that if there's a Wii under your Christmas tree this year, you'll almost certainly be dead by New Year's. British doctors are warning that Nintendo's popular motion-controlled video-game system is responsible for the hospitalization of ten people per week. Still, without a Wii, in the absence of any good television this holiday season, you might very well die of boredom, so it's really your call. [Fox News]