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SNL’s Ode to Premature Ejaculation Somehow Makes It Past NBC Censors

Were the censors at NBC’s Standards & Practices department victims of last week’s massive layoffs at NBC Universal or were they just asleep at the wheel? After writers at 30 Rock discovered a loophole in the NBC rule book that enabled them to say the phrase “Cat Anus” five times during last week’s episode, the Lonely Island guys debuted a new digital short during Saturday night’s SNL that made Tina Fey’s giddy lark seem positively tame by comparison. In a star-studded effort that saw cameos from Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and the suddenly ubiquitous Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone were somehow able to utter the phrase “Jizzed in My Pants” nineteen times (!!!) during a two-and-a-half-minute sketch that aired at approximately 12:43 a.m. on Saturday night. In fact, it was likely the late-night airing that allowed Lorne Michaels and crew to get away with the utterance of this taboo phrase, as the digital embed that SNL provides carries this warning with it: “The following material originally aired at 12:40am and may not be suitable for younger viewers.” Too bad Charles Rocket — who was famously canned for dropping the F-bomb during a “Weekend Update” segment in 1981 — didn’t live long enough to see this moment. Grab your coffee and your headphones, we’ve got the full skit after the jump.

SNL’s Ode to Premature Ejaculation Somehow Makes It Past NBC Censors