With Sunday night's season finales of Dexter and Californication, we officially said good-bye to quality television in 2008 (yes, we're aware that Heroes was on last night). When will your flat-screen be good for more than just Wii tennis again? Sadly, not until January 21, the night of Lost's season-five premiere. In this just-released clip, Jack shaves his beard, and Ben, with whom he's sharing a hotel room, asks him a dull question, and — spoiler! — he answers it in the most boring way imaginable. We promise that this is at least 600 times more entertaining than anything on TV tonight.